Hi there. I'm The King Teen. That explains those big letters in the image at the top. Also I want to apologize to Canada for the view I'm giving them.

I'm a singer and guitar player in Durham, North Carolina, and I make up songs about dancing bears, dead malls and magical launderettes. Also about some things that aren't so important. 

Gimme your email address and I'll send you my free newsletter, is how this works. Want to see what kind of stuff is in my free newsletter, which by the way is free? Here's the archive.

I usually send one out every week or two.